Blazing Saddles quotes

View Quote Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

View Quote See, I knew you wasn't no Waco Kid. You was just pullin' my lariat!

View Quote Send a wire to the main office, and tell them that I said... (Bart hits him on the head with a shovel) OW!!!

View Quote Shut up, you Teutonic twat!!

View Quote Taxi! Drive me off of this picture!

View Quote That's Hedley. [Repeated line - he is frequently confused with Hedy Lamarr by many characters]

View Quote Uh sir, sir. He specifically requested two '****s'! Well, to tell a family secret--my grandmother was Dutch.

View Quote Well raise my rent! You are the Kid!

View Quote Well, don't just stand there looking stupid and holding your hands in pain. How 'bout a little (****s gun) applause for the Waco Kid? (Taggert and men clap)

View Quote Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day I was just walking down the street, when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around, and there I was face-to-face with a six-year-old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass! So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle, and I've been there ever since.

View Quote Well, Mongo ain't exactly a "who", he's more of a "what".

View Quote Well, my name's Jim. But most people call me...Jim.

View Quote Well, you devious son of a bitch.

View Quote What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons.

View Quote What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?! I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ****s!