Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote Come on, demon! Let me see you try that shit on somebody who's already dead!

View Quote Death is a worry of the living. The dead, like myself, only worry about decay and necrophiliacs.

View Quote Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-****ant chemicals? No wonder you're single.

View Quote Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgment, lives shrouded in secrecy, even from each other. But not from God.

View Quote Don't run! Don't run! Fakes! Fakes! All of you, fakes! Oh, and you! And one to grow on! (people are punctuated by gunshots)

View Quote Gear?! Like I ever drove before.

View Quote Go back to your paper routes, you Mighty Duck ****s!

View Quote Guess what? We're going home. No matter whose pride it may hurt.

View Quote Have you ever been to Hell, human? I think not.

View Quote He doesn't know how to make a holey bartender. I know how to make a holey bartender. [Shoots the bartender with an Uzi.]

View Quote He's been at it for a while now. We ran out of-of parishioners. And so he just started picking up folk off the road and dropping 'em.

View Quote Hey! What just happened gave me a ****ing migraine! So if you don't pipe down, I'm gonna rip your sack off like a paper towel!

View Quote Hey, Big Bird! Ready to play the counting game? Count the shells, suck-a-duck!

View Quote Hey, man, back in the old days with J.C., we used to walk everywhere. Did you ever hear of a fat apostle?

View Quote Hey, what better way to repent than by resuming the position I once denied, thanks to you?