Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
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Rufus
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View Quote His only real beef with mankind is the shit that gets carried out in His name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism. The big one though, is the factioning of the religions. He said, "Mankind got it all wrong by takin' a good idea and building a belief structure out of it."

View Quote How can you even be sure what incurs the Lord's wrath these days? Times change. I remember when eating meat on a Friday was supposed to be a Hell-worthy trespass.

View Quote I can't kill her if she hasn't done anything! You know that.

View Quote I feel like I'm Han Solo and you're Chewie (referring to Silent Bob) and she's Ben Kenobi (referring to Bethany) and we're in that '****ed-up' bar!

View Quote I guess we're in charge of the gang now.

View Quote I have issues with anyone who treats God like a burden instead of a blessing, like some Catholics. You people don't celebrate your faith. You mourn it.

View Quote I hope you're the skee-ball type.

View Quote I love ****ing with the clergy.

View Quote I wouldn't want to let the family down, now would I?

View Quote I'm a ****in' demon and you're gonna have him assault me with a putter?

View Quote I'm a muse, stupid!

View Quote I'm Jay, and this is my hetero life-mate Silent Bob.

View Quote I'm soaked, and she's the one that's surly. That's rich!

View Quote I'm sorry my friend but you lost the faith

View Quote I'm talking about Divine Justice here. I'm talking about raining down fire and brimstone, punishing the wicked.