Dogma quotes

162 total quotes

Loki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity

View Quote I'm tired of all this cryptic bullshit. I'm physically and psychologically exhausted, Rufus, and I'm ready to kick back and welcome the end of existence unless you come clean, right now.

View Quote It doesn't really take a muse to inspire horny ****s to empty their wallets.

View Quote It never ends! {Wipes off coat with God's dress, then abruptly stops} Sorry.

View Quote It's been my experience that the average male is never a man, not even for ten minutes, in his entire lifespan.

View Quote It's dogmatic law. If the church says it's so, God must adhere. This thing has a papal sanction.

View Quote It's the end of the world, we got about five minutes... you said you'd **** me.

View Quote Kill it! (after Rufus wakes up from his fall)

View Quote Knew him? Shit! **** owes me twelve bucks. (when asked if he knew Jesus)

View Quote Last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing, let's kill people. (to terrified woman in the elevator) No, not you.

View Quote Let it never be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!

View Quote Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

View Quote Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any do****ented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves.

View Quote Mister McGhee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

View Quote No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater, than central air.

View Quote No wonder he saw Jesus. Homey's rockin' the ganj!