Dogma quotes

View Quote Now, Through the Looking Glass, that poem "The walrus and the carpenter", that's an indictment of organised religion; the walrus with his girth and good nature, obviously represents either Buddha, or, with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha-- that takes care of your eastern religions. Now, the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the western religions. Now, in the poem what do they do? What do they do? They dupe all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass?. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but, to me it says, that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organised religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of fear of some intangible parent figure, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says "Do it, do it and I'll ****ing spank you!"

View Quote Oh, Bartleby. Was Wisconsin really that bad?

View Quote Oh, did that suck! [after falling out of the sky]

View Quote Oh, give over, will you? I couldn't rape you if I wanted to. Angels are ill-equipped. (lowers his pants) See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. You bottom-feeders and your arrogance; you think everybody's just trying to get in your knickers.

View Quote Oh, no! I've seen way too many Bond films to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning.

View Quote One of the drawbacks to being a martyr is that you have to die.

View Quote Quit killing people. That's high profile.

View Quote Remind me to try that water-to-wine thing at my next party.

View Quote Rufus it is. Usually it's Long Rufus, but, uh, it's a little cold out here. You'd understand.

View Quote See, don't. Don't, my friend. Don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me, once. Scion or not, she's just a human, and by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul.

View Quote She's a slut. Ba-a-a-a-ng.

View Quote Snoogens! Did you see that shit, man? I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!

View Quote So if we're wrong, what's the right religion?

View Quote So that would make Bethany part black? (after Rufus explains that Bethany is a direct descendant of Jesus)

View Quote So you were an artist. Big deal! Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's "the King"... and you're a schmuck.