Dogma quotes

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View Quote Steady. You wanna be my girlfriend? (looks at Silent Bob) Ok, but Silent Bob gets to live with us and you pay the rent.

View Quote That's one way of putting it. Another way is to say I was bludgeoned to shit by big ****ing rocks!

View Quote The lesson must be taught. All are accountable... even God.

View Quote The little stoner's got a point!

View Quote The major sins never change. Besides, I can spot a commandment-breaker a mile away.

View Quote The nature of God and the Virgin Birth--these are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? That's just plain gullibility!

View Quote The whole book's gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin. A woman cuts Samson's coif of power. A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. [commenting on the Bible]

View Quote This is humanity at its best. Look at them. All that anger, all that mistrust, all that unhappiness... forgotten, for that one perfect moment when they get off the plane. (on why he hangs out at the airport)

View Quote This is just eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off, you know?

View Quote This wasn't my idea, alright?! Jesus Christ! I just wanted to go home. But him you know? He just lost it. He realized who you were and what you'd have to do, he just snapped. And the funny thing is, this guy could never even stand to see me work. He said he always felt sorry for you. Now look at him.

View Quote To answer that; human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it your mind would cave in and your heart would explode inside your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.

View Quote Wait, you mean Silent Bob's an instrument of God?

View Quote We figure abortion clinics are a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here unless they like to ****?

View Quote We were sent from Him who is called "I am"! (shrugs) It worked for Moses...

View Quote What the **** do I know 'bout shiftin'?