Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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How can he see me?
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I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
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I didn't know you were bringing people. I would've trimmed my antlers!
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I didn't wanna disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.
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I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!
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I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!
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I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins. I was two animals joined as one... ...which meant - good things are coming. Good things.
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I had a dream last night. I was a snake slithering through the grass, until I came upon a dead elk, and I climbed into his soul, and its there I stayed until morning, which meant I will underestimate someone very close to me.
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I hate your face!
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I have to pee out of my ass.
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I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.
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I love my turtle.
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I wanna eat the TV.
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I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.
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I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.