Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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I'll smoke it with you bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a ****!
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I'm an Antique.
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I'm not brown... I'm bronzed!
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I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house!!!
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It's a wonderful dandelion/nettle blend. Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings.
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It's called the Brown Bomber. It'll get you so stoned you'll shit your pants!
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It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!
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It's the future of gaming.
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Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.
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Let's ****ing rage!
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Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....it won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!
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Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?
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Monkey, go karate chop that elephant!
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My grandma drank all my pot.
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My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.