Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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Nice karma, Guy-Blow.
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Oh, I started a fight club.
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Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop ****ming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!
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Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.
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Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]
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Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's pussy smelled like the Great Depression.
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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
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Shut up monkey, i've got company dude!
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So I looked up in my tree, and there was the ****in king of the jungle. So I called the five-O!
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Space shuttle.
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Stupid ****ing idiot, red shirted ass.
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Suck those jugs, kid!
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
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That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so you're - dumb.