Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote That's sweet. Let's see... You're my, uh... I dunno, three-thousand something.

View Quote The phone is for you. I think it's the Devil!

View Quote There was this baby... and i was trying to save it from this fire....

View Quote This shits ****in crazy!!!

View Quote Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

View Quote Want an ice-cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

View Quote Wassup, Silver Fox?

View Quote Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shilo and i'll be serving you today.

View Quote What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?

View Quote What's goin' on, shitlips?

View Quote Whats up Douche Bigelow?

View Quote Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...(said like a news anchor) "A little Hiroshima on my balls".

View Quote Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.

View Quote Ya I know....west west yo.

View Quote Ya it was my roomates.....they're crazy....they tied me up. They were having their way with me and right when i was about to call the police....i came....and that was nice