Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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Yea.. but it's a ****ing sweet car!
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Yes it sucks we dont have alcohol, but we do serve shots <pause> of wheat grass.
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You can't get stoned and be an accountant, you make too many mistakes, lose people millions.
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You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
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You mean by girlfriend that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?
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You said it wrong idiot, it's Shilo
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You were sweet
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You would if you had robot ears.
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You're dead to me, over.
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[Responding to Grandpa having a few beers at the party, if he was alive] He would have had twenty! No, he had a problem...