Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle quotes

72 total quotes

Freakshow
Harold Lee
Kumar Patel
Mean Tollbooth Guy
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View Quote I'll tell these girls how you both got gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.

View Quote It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there, so if you boys like, you can go on inside, get yourselves something to drink, warsh up, **** my wife, watch TV - anything you want. Mi casa mi su casa. Just don't do anything the Good Lord wouldn't do.

View Quote Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

View Quote Move, you ****ing twat!

View Quote Move, you ****ed ****! MOVE!!

View Quote Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

View Quote Roldy! Roldy! Dude, you gotta come quick. There's these two filthy pussies just aching to get boned by us! [total silence] I mean--duh--that there are these two lovely young pussies who would like to have a chat with you and I.

View Quote She touch your penis?

View Quote Shotgun anus!

View Quote So she's kinda ****ing cute. Let her touch your penis.

View Quote Thank you, come again.

View Quote Who wants first reach-around?