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View Quote [as Bob spits her out] I taste ham.
View Quote [as she grows, the wedding guests flee in terror] Wait, wait, everybody! It’s okay! Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!
View Quote [as the monsters' rather pathetic disguises actually fool Gallaxhar's clones] These disguises are "da bomb"!
View Quote [Confronting Derek, as if he were dating him rather than Susan] Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else! She's limegreen, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek! Without you! It's over! [Holds up the lime green jello he mentions and leaves triumphantly]
View Quote [emerges from a swimming pool, walking in a zombie-like manner and scaring people, screaming in pain] Oooow! Chlorine! CHLORINE!! CHLORINE IN MY EYES!!!
View Quote [looking at Susan on a monitor] Uh, you think because you're all big and strong, and you can destroy my robot probe, that you're gonna send me running and hiding?! My days of running and hiding are over. Computer set a course to Earth! I will retrieve the Quantonium myself... even if I need to rip it out of her body, one cell at a time!
View Quote [On brains and his lack of one] Turns out; you don't need one! Totally overrated!
View Quote [seeing Gallaxhar's gigantic robot probe] I can't fight that thing! I never... I can't even... [gasping] I'm hyperventilating! Does anybody have a giant paper bag?!
View Quote [seeing Gallaxhar's robot] Oo-ee! Now that's a robot! Try not to damage it too much, monsters. I might take it back to the farm!
View Quote [Susan tries to escape his forcefield] Don't bother, that forcefield is impenetrable-- [Susan smashes her fist through, nearly hitting Gallaxhar] What the flagnog?
View Quote [swims through the sewers, as he gets out he bangs his head on the lid] OW!! [he slowly removes the lid and climbs out] Yep, that hurt... [is suddenly hit by Dr. ****roach's rocket-powered trolley car]
View Quote [telling his life-story; is constantly interrupted by his cloning machine pressing him down] Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out that my parents were... No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant... and soon thereafter was married! Things were going well until she wanted... and I was all "No way!", and she was all "Yes way!", and I was like... but I've told you too much already!
View Quote [to a plate of Jello] Hi, I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, or you can call me B.O.B, whichever's easier. [the Jello wobbles slightly] Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm a little rusty, I've been in prison my whole life—Why did I mention prison?? [he slams his fist on the table, making the Jello shake] Uh, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm just gonna go... oh, I feel so stupid!
View Quote [to Gallaxhar's robot probe; making signs to match his words, similar to Gromit from The Curse of the Were-Rabbit] Hello! Hi! Howya doing? Welcome! We are here to destroy you!
View Quote [to her mother, after B.O.B. hugs her and nearly suffocates her in his gelatinous body] Sorry, Mom. He's a hugger.