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View Quote [To Susan, at the end of the movie] Wait, wait, wait, wa-wa-wait! You were dating Derek, too?! That two-timing jerk!
View Quote [To Susan, when she asks if her parents even know where she is] No, and they never will! This place is an X-File, wrapped in a cover-up and deep-fried in paranoid conspiracy! There will be zero contact with the outside world.
View Quote [to Susan] I don't think your parents like me. And I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number.
View Quote Anyone care for an atomic gin fizz? It's got quite a... [the gin explodes] ...kick.
View Quote Are you crazy?! You could have killed me!
View Quote Attention, all aliens, destroy all monsters!
View Quote By Hawking's chair!
View Quote Commander! Do something violent!
View Quote Doctor, I'd prefer that you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine.
View Quote Does anybody have a 20 on Insectosaurus?
View Quote Don't think of this as a prison. Think of it as a hotel that you can never leave, because it's locked from the outside!
View Quote Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop!
View Quote Finally some action! I'm gonna turn this over-sized tin can into a... really dented over-sized tin can...
View Quote First stop, Modesto! Ginormica, I called your family to tell them you were coming home. I also called the Modesto PD, told 'em not to shoot at ya!
View Quote Fresno!...Fresno...in what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?