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View Quote Hey, Jerry, you wanna check this one out. Uh, Palomar just picked up... Looks like some type of UFO and it's heading this way.
View Quote Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do?! No one ever told us what to do! THE ONLY REASON I TOOK THIS JOB BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAD TO DO ANYTHING!
View Quote How many times do you have to tell me this? UFOs don't exist, and we're never gonna see one.
View Quote Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business! So, just to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.
View Quote I know what you're thinking: first day in prison, you want to take on the toughest guy in the yard? Well, I'd like to see you try.
View Quote I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.
View Quote I must approach it alone. This is all about "peaceful communication".
View Quote I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist! There's a difference.
View Quote I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President. These are dark times. The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass! We need raw power! We need... [close up on his mouth] monsters.
View Quote If I don't return for you, I'm either dead or late.
View Quote Jerry, stop it. Let me calculate its impact point. Looks like... Modesto, California.
View Quote Let the birth of my new planet - now called... "Gallaxhar's... Planet" BEGIN!
View Quote Like I told you before, you should have defeated me when you had the Quantonium. Have fun exploding!
View Quote Listen up! I'm not going to go down as the President who was in office when the world came to an end, so somebody think of something, and think of it fast! [sips coffee] That is a good cup of joe.
View Quote Nothing can stand in my way now!