ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #




View Quote Okay, someone set the terror level to Code Brown, because I need to change my pants!
View Quote Papa's a little outta shape...
View Quote Re-lax. Old Link's got this all under control.
View Quote So, that's how you wanna play it? Eat lead, alien robot! [fires three shots; the robot is heard munching on them] Evidently, they eat lead. Huh. [to a crowd] I am brave! I am a brave President!
View Quote Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one! Code Nimoy! I repeat, CODE NIMOY!
View Quote The Omega Quadrant? Lame!
View Quote These Monsters are a pain in my Xaxum!
View Quote They called me crazy! But I'll show them! I'll show them all! [does a classic "mad scientist" laugh]
View Quote This is Susan Murphy, saying, "Goodbye, Derek!"
View Quote Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to fight an alien robot, I would have said "No can do!" But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzing! Did you see how strong I was? There's probably not a jar in this world I can't open!
View Quote Uh, honey, ever since you were a little baby, I knew that someday... you would save the world from an alien invasion from outer space.
View Quote Uh, Spaceballs! Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!
View Quote Uh, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, and they'd still treat us like they've always treated us... like monsters.
View Quote We will think that the new Susan is the cat's "me-wow"! [chuckles for a brief moment; no reaction from anyone else] I'm sorry.
View Quote What are they running away from?