Monsters vs. Aliens quotes
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President Hathaway
Susan Murphy / Ginormica
The Missing Link
Wendy Murphy
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What happened to the "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? Wait! Did you find a jar that you couldn't open? What was in it? Were there pickles in it? Where's the giant jar of pickles?
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Who wants to go for a swim with the Link?
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Wow, its energy signature is massive.
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You can't crush a ****roach! [laughs maniacally]
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[After the ruined party] At least the garbage was free.
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[at Susan's party, Link turns on some music and tries to mingle] How's it going? ...Ca' Pasa, Girlfriend? ...Way to cut up a rug, Insecto'! [Insectosaurus is slowly bouncing around]
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[dancing off against Gallaxhar's computer] One thing you don't know about me, my dear! My Ph.D is in... dance!
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[lifting weights] six, seven, eight... [notices Susan] Uh, 999, 1,000. Phew! I can't believe I did ten sets!
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[to after they rescue her] My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be... [notices the Gallaxhar clones coming and pulls Susan down, shaking her] nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform!
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[to Susan] Whatever mad scientist made you... he really went all-out.
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[walking outside for the first time in decades] It's a little hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? That'd be great to know - it would be a very convenient truth.
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[last lines] Come on! Come on!!