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[as he is just about to punch Carol in the face] You're in the jungle now, Baby!
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[Describing how to smoke a cross joint] What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a "trifecta" of joint-smoking power. This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. Future, the future.
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[listening to Dale's job description] Butler? Chauffeur? Shine shoes? In process. Subpoenas. Disguises.
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[referencing Pineapple Express] It's like the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn. With like a bomb.
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[Saul talking to Red on the phone] Well be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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[to Saul] Shut the **** up! You think you was gonna get me, mother****er? Huh? You need to sit your little sexy ass down and watch yourself get killed now.
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Bitch , Aint got no time for that.
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Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree! Tree! Squirrel!
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Don't let him gonna, don't wunna!
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Equip me sir!
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Everyone, I'm leading the parade!
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**** Jeff Goldblum, man.
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**** the free world.
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Gotcha bitch.
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Hands down the ****en dopest dope I've ever smoked.