Small Soldiers quotes
104 total quotesKip Killigan
Link Static
Major Chip Hazard
Multiple Characters
Nick Nitro
Phil Fimple
Slamfist
Stuart Abernathy
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[looking at the Gwendy dolls] Hello, dolly! [whistle]
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[looking at the Gwendy dolls] Mmm! Sweet stuff. Hubba-bubba!
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[pointing missile at Alan] Ain't war hell?
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[Pulling a toy knife from his thigh] They're wires and metal. The same as yours.
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[riding in a toy boat] I hope we don't hit an iceburg.
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[ringing a bell] Sanctuary! Sanctuary! [yodeling while attacking Commandos]
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[taking out the chip from Nick Nitro's head] A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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[Talking into the phone to the Heartland Toy Company] Your damn Commando Elite wrecked my dad's store, destroyed the stupid Gorgonites, and ran off! Lawsuit! Got that? [Pauses for a bit] Alan Abernathy. 330-555-0129.
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[threatening Joe with a toy knife] Greetings. You've been drafted. Move!
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[to Archer about wind] Just because you can't see something, that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
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[to Archer] Hide and lose? That's a great option.
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[to Christy] Are you scared? We're all scared. You just have to be crazy not to be scared.
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[yelling at Major Chip Hazard] And I got a shot for you! You stupid toy!
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Alan. Friend of Archer. Defender of all Gorgonites. Keeper of Encarta.
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Alan. I'm feeling very insecure.