Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
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Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
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It makes no sense! This "Shake and Bake", it's nonsense!
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It's not always bad to be in last place. Here's some things we can focus on: One, we tried hard. And two, we're still dear friends!
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Just remember this, Ricky: you wreck that car, that's $200,000 out of your pocket!
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Like the frightened baby chipmunk, you are scared by anything that is different.
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Look, I like the baby version the best, you hear me? I win the races and I get the money
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Look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grownup Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want.
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Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' it with all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.
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Mr. Dennit, with all due respect... I had no idea that you had an experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
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My husband Gregory and I wish for that which every other couple wish for: to retire to Stockholm and design a currency for dogs and cats to use.
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My teacher asked me what the capital of north carolina was and i said washington dc and she said no. your wrong. and i said you've got a lumpy butt. and she got mad and yelled at me and i peed my pants and i never did changed my pee pants all day. i'm still sittin' here in my dirty pee pants..
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Now, I've got a message for all the other drivers out there. If you smell a delicious, crispy smell after the race, it's not your tailpipe. It's just a little of Shake...and Bake!
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One of you Turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth
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Peaches and cream!
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Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!
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Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the knights of the roundtable, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen [whispering] in the biblical sense.