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And as if some kind of slut magic, POOF, you appear at my door
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And remember: the difference between ordinary and extraordinary... is that little something extra. Alright, that's all I have for you. Have a great shift. Oh, and, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.
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And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it so it looks like a beard or it doesn't count.
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As if that negates the fact that once we got past foreplay, you turned into the Little Engine Who Couldn't Hold His Load.
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Bitch, what makes you think I won't cut you?
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Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?
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Dean, doesn't my mom look old? I mean, much older than she rightfully should?
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Did you see the tits at table 12?
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Everyone knows that I'm orally fixated, and you can't deny that I played your vagina like a violin.
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Foreigners! I ****ing hate foreigners!
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**** you, bitch!
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I can't believe how many homos we got workin' in here!
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I don't mean to be a bitch, but the last four times we've come here the food was awful.
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I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule: Don't **** with people who handle your food.