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Sir yes sir! Blue cheese for you stat! Have a good day big guy.
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So, you know that weird, paranoid feeling you get when you hear people laughing and you think they're laughing at you when they're really not? Well, in your case, they actually are.
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Stop staring at my dick!
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Take anything that he gives you, with a shot of penicillin.
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That's Naomi, and she's been working here WAY too long. But, she's actually a pretty sweet girl...when she's drunk.
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Unless you're combing the playground for middle schoolers, don't become an asshole like Monty.
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We'll run this city like the mother-****ing mob!
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Welcome to the Thunderdome, bitch!
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Well, I want a hot pink center.
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Well, it's official now. My penis is just for show.
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What!? (to Mitch) What do you want?! Get back in the ****ing training room, you ass ****! God damn these ****ing cooks. I hate them...I HATE THEM! Twenty minutes for two medium rare steaks. This is bullshit! They need to get rid of everyone of these lousy **** sucking...! (She emerges from the kitchen) So how is everything?
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With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
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Women. They're so ****ing wiley.
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Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God, I can't wait to quit this job!
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Yes Masta..Right away, Masta..Ain't gonna be no bacon on the salad, Masta...no bacon..oh no no no.