Superbad quotes

View Quote Every day, hundreds of kids go to the liquor store with their fake I.D.s and every single one says they're 21. Just how many 21-year-olds are there in this town? It's called ****ing strategy, alright?

View Quote Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it's not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It's--for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all day...and draw pictures of dicks.

View Quote Gangstas what's up guys!

View Quote Have you ever stared into his eyes? It's like the first time I heard the Beatles.

View Quote Hell yeah, we should get some road beers!

View Quote Hey. I'm not a piece of meat.

View Quote Holy shit they busted Fogell...

View Quote I am McLovin!

View Quote I can't decide whether I want to subscribe to the Vag-tasic Voyage!

View Quote I got a booner!

View Quote I had a general outline...I was gonna go down on her for like five hours. She'd love that. She'd be smitten by that.

View Quote I joined this class, because I thought I would be working with a partner, but she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.

View Quote I know, but look at Evan, OK just look at him. I'm over here in my unit, I slave alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that!! Looks like the most fun, I've ever seen in my entire life; and it's bullshit. Sorry, excuse my language, I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense, it's just like everyone joins this class to get an "A". It's bullshit and I'm sorry, and I'm not putting down your profession, but its just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here all by myself, cooking the shitty food, no offense, and I just think that I don't ever need to cook "Tiramasu." When am I gonna need to cook tiramasu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's two weeks left of school, just give me a ****ing break... Sorry for cursing.

View Quote I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.

View Quote I told her what time it was!