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Superbad

Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth




View Quote I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. It's green beer... for your information...
View Quote I'm sorry I blocked your ****.
View Quote It's 10:33... here.
View Quote It's in! Oh my God, it's in!
View Quote It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.
View Quote It's not the going with the ladies that concerns me; it's the ****ming.
View Quote McLovin! Why?!
View Quote McLovin!!! NICE!!!
View Quote McLovin's our friend! We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it.
View Quote Muhammad is the most common name on Earth! Read a ****ing book!
View Quote Nice mullet, asshole.
View Quote No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.
View Quote Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...
View Quote One name? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer? Who are you? Seal?
View Quote Pretend he's your lil' sista, your lil' sista with a picta, balla dolla dickta!