Superbad quotes
112 total quotesOfficer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth
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I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. It's green beer... for your information...
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I'm sorry I blocked your ****.
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It's 10:33... here.
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It's in! Oh my God, it's in!
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It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.
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It's not the going with the ladies that concerns me; it's the ****ming.
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McLovin! Why?!
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McLovin!!! NICE!!!
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McLovin's our friend! We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it.
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Muhammad is the most common name on Earth! Read a ****ing book!
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Nice mullet, asshole.
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No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since 'Nam.
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Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...
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One name? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer? Who are you? Seal?
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Pretend he's your lil' sista, your lil' sista with a picta, balla dolla dickta!