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Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth




View Quote Samesies.
View Quote See the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ****.
View Quote Set course for Bailey's Bar & Grill, Warp 10 - engage!
View Quote Seven dollars, what are you 6?
View Quote Shall we get road beers? Yeah? Can I have thirteen beers to go please.
View Quote She looked at me in the eyes and said, "Seth, mama's makin' a pubie salad and I need some of Seth's Own Dressing."
View Quote She looks like she could take a dick.
View Quote She's DTF, she's Down To ****, man. P in Vagi.
View Quote Should I run?
View Quote Shut the **** up, ****ell!
View Quote So this one day I was finishing up this big, veiny, triumphant bastard...
View Quote Spread your shit!
View Quote Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.
View Quote The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".
View Quote The only evidence this is is that you can take a hit like a ****in' champ!