Superbad quotes
112 total quotesOfficer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth
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Samesies.
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See the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ****.
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Set course for Bailey's Bar & Grill, Warp 10 - engage!
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Seven dollars, what are you 6?
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Shall we get road beers? Yeah? Can I have thirteen beers to go please.
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She looked at me in the eyes and said, "Seth, mama's makin' a pubie salad and I need some of Seth's Own Dressing."
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She looks like she could take a dick.
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She's DTF, she's Down To ****, man. P in Vagi.
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Should I run?
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Shut the **** up, ****ell!
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So this one day I was finishing up this big, veiny, triumphant bastard...
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Spread your shit!
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Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.
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The guy's either going to think "Here's another kid with a fake I.D." or "Here's McLovin...the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor".
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The only evidence this is is that you can take a hit like a ****in' champ!