Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote You don't have the technology or the steady hand to pull off a procedure like that, so HA!

View Quote You don't want girls to think you suck dick at ****ing pussy!

View Quote You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

View Quote You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!

View Quote You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!

View Quote You used my leg as a tampon!

View Quote You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi... you're so... unique.