Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes
142 total quotesMultiple Characters
Reese Bobby
Ricky Bobby
Texas Ranger Bobby
Walker Bobby
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[After Ricky has stabbed himself in the leg] Here, we'll use this knife to pry the other one out! Kristen eats knives for breakfast!
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[after Ricky punches him in the nose] Hey, son? Son! Did this go good?
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[as Ricky attempts to pass Girard in a race] Send that weird man back to Indonesia!
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[driving his first race] Hey, Lucius, I just wanted to share a piece of personal information with you. I've got a...a chubby right now because THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE!! I'M GETTIN' TO DRIVE A RACECAR I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD!!!
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[getting ready to bump Girard in a race] Hey, it's me, America!
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[getting thrown out of Applebee's] I'm a veteran! And a diabetic! Applebee's has rats! I found a whole rat in my Cobb salad!
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[Getting thrown out of Ricky's school] You people are in the wrong on this one! So in the wrong! This is egregious! You hear me? Egregious!
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[Looking under the hood of his race car] Hot dog! I mean, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt!
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[on "first or last"] I was high when I said that! That makes no sense at all! I mean, you could be second, third, fourth-- hell, you could even be fifth!
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[on smoking in school] It's okay, I'm a volunteer fireman.
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[on the Shake and Bake] What is that, is that a catchphrase or is it, uh, epilepsy?
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[Removing the knife from Ricky's leg] Cut around the meat...
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[running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
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[to Girard] I've got you, Pepe Le Bitch!
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[to his father-in-law] The only thing you ever did with your life is make a hot daughter! That's it!