Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

View Quote [to Ricky who is delivering pizza on a bike] Hey, is that a Huffy? That's a nice-lookin' bike, boy!

View Quote [to Ricky's class] You don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher. She wants you to go slow, but it's the fastest who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.

View Quote [to Ricky, in the hospital] There's somethin' I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread, man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. It was weird, I... I mean, you probably didn't hear about it 'cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow, that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.

View Quote [to Ricky] I am a racing car driver, just like you, except I am from Formula Un.

View Quote [to Ricky] Tomorrow, you are going to get beaten. Beaten real bad, cowboy!

View Quote [when asked about what French people are famous for] We invented democracy, existentialism, and the m?nage-à-trois.

View Quote Abracadabra, homes.

View Quote Ah, "Reecky Booby"! Now we shall dance...and yes, it will be a slow jam!

View Quote Anarchy! Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I love it!

View Quote And now, the matador shall dance with the blind shoemaker!

View Quote Aww Nana, not my prison shank.

View Quote By the way, Ricky, I watched the Highlander movie. It was shit!

View Quote Cause I like to party

View Quote Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!

View Quote Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!