Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby quotes

View Quote Close the door and come in. I got weed in here, cowboy.

View Quote Daddy, you made that grace your bitch.

View Quote Dear 8 pound 6 ounce Baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you J?sus...we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or T.R., as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife, Carley, who is a stone cold fox (Cal: MMMMM!), who if you would rate her ass on 100 it would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr, Who's got my back no matter what (Cal: Shake and Bake)

View Quote Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We'd just like to thank you for all the races 've won and the $21.2 million, LOVE THAT MONEY! That I have accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention PowerAde at each grace, I just wanna say that PowerAde is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to PowerAde's release of mystic mountain blueberry. Thank you, for all your power and your grace, Dear Baby God, Amen

View Quote Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors...

View Quote Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also like to thank you for my wife's father Chip, we hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. It smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.

View Quote Dear Tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny, little fat balled up fists

View Quote Dear Tiny, Infant, Jesus...

View Quote Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are not paralyzed!

View Quote Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart!

View Quote Grandfather, can't we resolve this conflict without anger?

View Quote Greatest generation my ass, Tom Brokaw is a punk!

View Quote Hakuna Matata, bitches!

View Quote Hang on, Baby Jesus, this is gon' get bumpy!

View Quote Help me, Oprah Winfrey!