Transformers (2007) quotes

View Quote [Mojo, Sam's dog, has just peed on Ironhide's foot]
Sam Witwicky: Mojo! Mojo! Off the robot!
Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation. Shall I terminate it?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a Chihuahua. We all love Chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricant all over my foot!
Sam Witwicky: He—you mean he peed on you? [to Mojo] Bad Mojo! Bad Mojo!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo!
Sam Witwicky: I'm sorry, it's a male dominance thing, that's all...
Ironhide: Hugghh... My foot's gonna rust.

View Quote [Sam and Mikaela are being transported in the same helicopter as Maggie and Glen]
Sam Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What did they get you for?
Sam Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen Whitmann: [is stunned] Wow...!
Sam Witwicky: Who knew?

View Quote [Sam and Mikaela's search for the glasses are continually interrupted by Sam's parents]
Ironhide: [brandishing his arm-cannons] The parents are very irritating.
Ratchet: [trying to calm him] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ironhide: Can I take them out?
Optimus Prime: Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans! What is with you?!
Ironhide: Well, I'm just saying, we could... it's an option.

View Quote [Sam asks the Autobots to keep quiet]
Optimus Prime: Autobots, fall back.
[The Autobots move away from the house]
Ratchet: Move!
Ironhide: Get away!
Optimus Prime: What's the matter with you?! Can't you be quiet? He wants us to be quiet!
Ratchet: [runs into the powerline] OW!! [siren goes off, trips and falls; the house starts shaking]
Ron Witwicky: Earthquake! Move, move, move, MOVE!! Earthquake! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover, right now!
Judy Witwicty: [not moving] How did you get over there so fast??
Ratchet: [slightly giddy] Wow, that was tingly! [tries to get up, strains] You got to try that!
Ironhide: [sarcastically] Yeah, that looks fun.

View Quote [Sam has flipped over his mother's bike]
Mikaela Banes: That was, uh…that was really awesome.
Sam Witwicky: Well...it felt awesome.
Mikaela Banes: Are you okay?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not okay, all right? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go!

View Quote [Sam is courting Mikaela]
Sam Witwicky: I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. [Mikaela enters the car]
Mikaela Banes: [to herself] ...I can't believe that I'm here right now.
Sam Witwicky: You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.
Mikaela Banes: No, no, it's not you. It's just that I'm here in this situation... I'm always in the same situation, and I don't know... I just have a weakness for hot guys with tight abs and really big arms.
Sam Witwicky: [confused] Big arms?

View Quote [Sector 7 agents and the special forces are in a Mexican standoff after Sam demands the return of Bumblebee]
Agent Simmons: There's an alien war going on, and you wanna start shooting?!
Capt. Lennox: We didn't ask to be here.
Agent Simmons: I'm ordering you under S7 executive jurisdiction!
Tech Sgt. Epps: S7 don't exist!
Capt. Lennox: Yeah, and we don't take orders from people who don't exist!
Agent Simmons: I'm gonna count to five.
Capt. Lennox: I'm gonna count to three. [grabs Simmons by the collar and shoves the muzzle of his pistol into the Sector 7 agent's chest]
John Keller: SIMMONS!
Agent Simmons: Yeah?
John Keller: I'd do as he says. Losing's really not an option for these guys.
Agent Simmons: [to Lennox] Okay, okay. You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.

View Quote [The Autobots discuss their next move atop the Griffith Observatory]
Optimus Prime: [holding Archibald's glasses] Please... let this work.
Jazz: Fire it up, Optimus.
Optimus Prime: [creates a hologram of the Earth from the glasses] The code... the code on these glasses indicates the Allspark is 230 miles from here.
Ratchet: I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
Ironhide: They must know it's here as well...
Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die! [Bumblebee is tortuted by the Sector 7 agents] Or become some human experiment!
Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish out mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier; this is what he would want.
Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.
Optimus Prime: Were we so different? They are a young species; they have much to learn... but I've seen goodness in them. [Sector 7 vehicles pull up, Sam and Mikaela disembark] Freedom is the right of all sentient beings... you all know there is only one way to end this war. We must destroy the Cube. If all else fails, [opens his chest compartment] I will unite it with the spark in my chest.
Ratchet: That's suicide! The Cube is raw power, it could destroy you both!
Optimus Prime: A neccesary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet. We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all. Autobots, roll out!
Jazz: We rolling!

View Quote [The Autobots meet Sam and Mikaela in an alley]
Optimus Prime: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendant of Archibald Witwicky?
Mikaela Banes: [stunned] They know your name!
Sam Witwicky: Yeah.
Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybetron.
Ratchet: But you can call us "Autobots" for short.
Sam Witwicky: Autobots.
Jazz: What's crackin', little bitches? [does a somersault]
Optimus Prime: My first lieutenant. Designation: Jazz.
Jazz: This looks like a cool place to kick it! [jumps onto a car behind him as if it were a chair]
Sam Witwicky: What is that? How did he learn to talk like that?
Optimus Prime: We've learned Earth's languages through the World Wide Web. [points to Ironhide] My weapons specialist, Ironhide.
Ironhide: [brandishing his weapons] You feeling lucky, punk?
Optimus Prime: Easy, Ironhide.
Ironhide: Just kidding, I just wanted to show him my cannons.
Optimus Prime: Our medical officer, Ratchet.
Ratchet: [sniffing] The boy's pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.
[Mikaela scratches her head in embarassment - Sam whistles]
Optimus Prime: You already know your guardian, Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: [does a little dance] Check to the rep/Yep, second to none.
Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, right? You're my guardian, huh? [Bumblebee nods]
Ratchet: His vocal processors were damaged in battle. I'm still working on them.
Mikaela Banes: Why are you here?
Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the All Spark, and we must find it before Megatron.
Sam Witwicky: Mega-what?
Optimus Prime: [produces a hologram of Cybertron for Sam and Mikaela to see] Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the Allspark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him.
Sam Witwicky: My grandfather...?
Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates. [flashbacks to Archibald's discovery of Megatron in the ice] Megatron crash-landed before he could retreive the Cube. He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were inprinted on his glasses.
Sam Witwicky: How did you know about his glasses?
Optimus Prime: eBay.
Sam Witwicky: eBay...
Ratchet: If the Decepticons find the Allspark, they'll use its power to transform Earth's machines, and build a new army.
Optimus Prime: And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.
Mikaela Banes: [to Sam] Please tell me you have those glasses.

View Quote [The humans and Autobots are fleeing Hoover Dam; the Allspark is in Bumblebee's backseat]
Sam Witwicky: The Cube's okay?
Mikaela Banes: Yeah, it's fine.
Sam Witwicky: Put the seatbelt on.

View Quote Allspark located!

View Quote Are we talking about... an invasion?

View Quote Autobots, re-con!

View Quote Autobots, roll out!

View Quote Bobby Bolivia, just like the country, except without the runs.